I'm 27 and I must say out of all my friends I'm the coolest.  I manage the Bally Total Fitness in Fairview Heights and I'm the Co-Founder of Team Awesome.  I was recently voted in to the Board of Directors for all Team Awesome events.  I still run a 4.0 flat 40 and still have sex with more women than Andy Ross.  I'm very proud to admit that I've had more double teams than anybody I know.  I've racked up over 15 double teams since birth.  I live by the bible and I also give all praise to Chuck Norris.  Can't wait to be the drunkest man on earth at the reunion.